Robin: God, I hope Lily's okay.
Ted: Me, too. She doesn't talk about it much, but this thing with her dad causes her a lot of pain.
Barney: Just tell me which one of you is gonna slap me!
Ted: What?
Barney: I'm dying over here! Ted reaches for a chip, I flinch! Robin fixes her hair, I flinch! I'm doing so much flinching. It's bad for my skin. I'm getting crow's feet. Crow's feet!