Future Ted: [v.o.] Over the next couple of days, Barney and Robin continued to be happier than ever. And Marshall and Lily continued to fight.
Marshall: I don't care if the dishes aren't done. Okay, if you care, you do it.
Lily: Great. Then I don't care if you have an orgasm. If you care, you do it.
Marshall: I went 18 years without the touch of a woman. I can do it again.
Lily: You might have to.