Marshall: We shouldn't have left Lily.
Ted: Well, if you're so worried, why don't you give her a call?
Marshall: I have. I left her, like, 20 messages. I said, "I'm sorry. Please forgive me. It's all Ted's fault!"
Ted: What exactly is "Ted's fault"?
Marshall: This! This whole thing! We were having a perfectly nice trip, and then you kidnapped me. You didn't even let me, put on underwear!
Ted: We never used to put on underwear!