Barney: [to Ted] I told you. Hire a cute assistant that you can sleep with, but instead you hire a cute assistant that Robin can sleep with. And of course he's gonna sleep with her. Ted, look at her. She's the greatest woman on the planet! I'm getting off topic! You're an idiot! That's my message! You're an idiot! [starts to storm off] No, one person storming off isn't enough! Marshall, storm off with me!