Ted: What's going on with your ear? Looks like the inside of a jack-o'-lantern on November 3rd.
Barney: What, this? Ah, just a little infecsh. Nothing a young guy like me can't shake off. Plus, "Put off going to the doctor," on the list. [cell phone chimes] Hold on. [raises phone to his infected ear] Go for Bar... [screams]
[Robin, on her cell phone, laughs]