Future Ted: [v.o.] Actually, he had just taken over as coach for Lily's kindergarten basketball team. He thought it'd be fun, but Lily saw it as something more: dad practice.
Lily: Hi.
Marshall: Hey! Oh, my gosh! Orange slices. That is so sweet. What are you doing here?
Lily: I couldn't resist. I wanted to see Coach Marshmallow do his thing.
Marshall: Hey, kids, who wants to knock off early and have some of these here orange slices?
Kids: Yeah!
Marshall: Yeah? [shouting] Well, you can't! Because oranges are for winners, and you little turds haven't even made a single shot yet! You're embarrassing yourselves, you're embarrassing Ms. Aldrin, and worst of all, you're embarrassing me! That's it! Suicides, baseline, now! Run.