Marshall: I can't believe you got kicked out of laser tag. What are you gonna do?
Barney: What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? I'll tell you what Ted and I are gonna do. We're gonna break in after hours and TP the place. [raises hand for a high-five]
Ted: Barney, we are too old to cover a place in toilet paper just because they won't let you play laser tag. And for that matter, too old for laser tag.
Barney: Ted, laser tag knows no age restrictions. Kind of like stripping in the Midwest.