Quote from Robin in Not a Father's Day
Robin: What? Ted: I was putting your phone back, and I found something in your bag. Robin: I have a permit for that. And the other thing was a gift. Ted: No. This. You stole Jeremy's sock. Robin: No, I didn't. I don't know how that got in there. It must've fallen in. Weird! Ted: "Fallen in"? Robin: Or Lily put it in there as a joke. That bitch be drunk. Okay, I took it. It's just so cute. Sock. Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, are you warming to the idea of having children? Robin: No. I don't know. Maybe someday. When I'm, like, 70. Science will catch up. Look, I'm just... I'm confused lately. I'm unemployed. I'm living on a couch. Ted: Yeah. It's been a rough couple of months for both of us.