[As Ted and Robin arrive at MacLaren's:]
Robin: Look, don't paint me as some sort of a freak for wanting to remain independent. There are plenty of normal people out there who don't want to have kids.
Barney: Brother, lay your hand on this box of condoms and repeat after me. I, state the fake name
you give to women.
Man: I, Johnny Banana.
Barney: Vow to always choose wet T-shirts over wet diapers.
Man: Vow to always...
Ted: [to Robin] Yeah, you're in great company there.