Quote from Barney in Not a Father's Day
[As Ted and Robin arrive at MacLaren's:] Robin: Look, don't paint me as some sort of a freak for wanting to remain independent. There are plenty of normal people out there who don't want to have kids. Barney: Brother, lay your hand on this box of condoms and repeat after me. I, state the fake name you give to women. Man: I, Johnny Banana. Barney: Vow to always choose wet T-shirts over wet diapers. Man: Vow to always... Ted: [to Robin] Yeah, you're in great company there.