Quote from Barney in Not a Father's Day
Barney: Marshall, Not a Father's Day is a hit! Laraby and Finklestein are helping me celebrate. Check it. "World's Greatest Not A Dad" mugs. There's, uh... ha! "Who's Not Your Daddy?" Tee-shirts. Both available at NotAFathers Day.Com. Oh, check out the greeting cards. Marshall: "For everything you do for yourself, For all the scotch upon your shelf, Your Porsche Carrera rules the freeway, Here's wishing you an all night three-way. Happy Not a Father's Day." Barney: Check out the illustration. No. Marshall: Oh, it appears to be some sort of Asian hooker. Barney: Yes. Because on Not a Father's Day, you get a Thai you'd actually wear. Wordplay five!