Ted: I can't move here. I hate it here. I would kill myself.
Marshall: Maybe New Jersey is not that bad. Okay, Stella has a lawn. You could get a riding lawn mower. They sell them over there. I saw one with a cup holder. I saw a recliner with a built-in cup holder. I even saw a hammock with a cup holder. You live in New Jersey, you never have to hold a cup again.
Ted: I don't think I have as big a problem holding cups as you do.