Marshall: Ted, this is pathetic! It's Saturday night, we should be out at the bar, drinking alcohol! Now, I know that that sounds depressing, bordering on tragic, but it's just a fact.
Barney: Yeah, and I want to take another crack at that chick, Doris. I know I can land that lesbian plane.
Marshall: No snakes on that plane.
Barney: [laughs, high-fives Marshall]