Future Ted: [v.o.] I lived in New York, but Stella was living across the river in New Jersey...
[By the time Ted reaches Stella, she is asleep on the couch]
Ted: Oh, man.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Which meant I was always taking the train.
Man: What's up, Ted?
Ted: Hey, Matisse.
[Ted arrives back at MacLaren's:]
Marshall: Theodore!
Barney: T-Diddy! You missed it.
Lily: Robin got that national anchor job.
Robin: And we got a free bottle of champagne.
Marshall: But it's empty now.
Ted: Oh, man.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And, as a result, it seemed like I was missing out on everything.
[When Ted arrives at Stella's, she and her daughter are already eating]
Ted: Oh, man.