Quote from Barney in Do I Know You?
Barney: Wait. Where are the boys? I thought this was a group thing. Lily: Yeah, I lied. They're not coming and I'm about to leave. Barney: Why? Lily: Because... they're not in love with Robin, and neither am I. I mean, she's great and sweet. I'm not going to pretend that I haven't noticed her body, but this is off topic. Good luck. Barney: Wait, wait, I can't do this. She'll never take me seriously. She thinks I'm some womanizing idiot. Lily: Hey, we both know you're more than that. Show Robin the Barney I met the other day. Barney: You mean the insecure, touchy-feely she-male who sounded alarmingly close to Ted? Lily: Well, hey, Ted hit that for over a year. Barney: Wish me luck.