Barney: Wait. Where are the boys? I thought this was a group thing.
Lily: Yeah, I lied. They're not coming and I'm about to leave.
Barney: Why?
Lily: Because... they're not in love with Robin, and neither am I. I mean, she's great and sweet. I'm not going to pretend that I haven't noticed her body, but this is off topic. Good luck.
Barney: Wait, wait, I can't do this. She'll never take me seriously. She thinks I'm some womanizing idiot.
Lily: Hey, we both know you're more than that. Show Robin the Barney I met the other day.
Barney: You mean the insecure, touchy-feely she-male who sounded alarmingly close to Ted?
Lily: Well, hey, Ted hit that for over a year.
Barney: Wish me luck.