Quote from Marshall in Miracles
Ted: This sucks. This sucks. This sucks. Marshall: Are you... are you kidding me? You walked away from a car accident without a scratch. A miracle took place today. Robin: Oh, here we go. Marshall: You don't think this was a miracle? Robin: There's no such thing as miracles. Marshall: March 2006, MacLaren's Bar. [flashback to Ted, Marshall and Barney throwing pencils at the ceiling in MacLaren's:] Barney: Oh. That's terrible. Gentle. Marshall: That's in! Barney: Gentle. Ted: Here we go. [Ted throws a pencil and it sticks in the ceiling] Barney: Hey! Bravo. Cheers... [A pencil falls from the ceiling, hits the table and bounces into Barney's nose:] Ted: No... way. Marshall: That did not just happen. Barney: Am I dead? Am I dead? [present:] Marshall: Miracle!