Woman: I don't think there's anything hotter than a cop. Are you okay? Your nose is bleeding.
Barney: Old injury. The bullet's still lodged in his sinus.
Woman: Oh, my God! You know what? I live right around the corner. Can I take you to my place and fix you up?
Randy: That would be very nice.
Barney: Have a great time, you two.
Randy: Oh, my God, thank you. I can't thank you enough.
Barney: [to Robin] I am the greatest wingman of all time.
Robin: Ted doesn't know what he's missing.
Barney: [emotionally] You had to mention Ted, didn't you?