Barney: Okay. Okay, new plan. We wrap his face in gauze so he can't bleed or talk. You are the woman...
Robin: Barney, why are you so desperate to have this happen?
Barney: I'm a wingman. That's what wingmen do.
Robin: Is it possible that you're trying to fill the void of losing Ted by rushing into a new wingman relationship?
Barney: What are you saying?
Robin: I'm saying that Randy is your rebound bro.
Barney: No. That's crazy. What Randy and I have is real.
Robin: And even if you got Randy laid tonight, would it feel anywhere near as meaningful as when you got Ted laid?
Barney: [emotionally] He was just so happy the next morning, you know?