Barney: Okay, Randy, now, tell me, without looking at your hand, what are the three beginner techniques for picking up a woman at a bar?
Randy: Isolate her from her friends; repeat her name in conversation; subtly put her down.
Barney: Excellent. Now let's put those to use. I'm right behind you.
Randy: Hi, I'm Randy. What's your name?
Haley: Haley.
Randy: Haley. Haley, that's a pretty name, Haley. Haley come here, Haley.
Haley: Mmm. Okay.
Randy: Haley, you are a fat ugly whore.
[Haley throws a drink in Randy's face]