Quote from Barney in The Goat
Marshall: Listen, what do you want me for? Barney: I've just been losing my mind lately, and do you know why I feel so bad? Marshall: Yeah, because you slept with Robin. Barney: No, that was awesome. I feel bad because the Bro Code clearly states "No sex with your bro's ex." But if you, my lawyer, can find a loophole somewhere, then that bad feeling will go bye-bye. Marshall: And you would pay me for that? Barney: No, I'll just be the one shredding your paperwork. Technically, you'll be paid by a toy factory in Pyongyang.