Quote from Barney in Sandcastles in the Sand
Robin: No. Actually, he was my first boyfriend. Simon. I thought he was the coolest guy ever. He smelled like Drakkar. He could ollie on a skateboard. And he had the most amazing collection of Hard Rock Cafe T-shirts. [sighs] We spent the whole summer madly in love. Barney: Tell me more. Tell me more. Like, did he have a car?