Robin: How could she not notice this? It's like the last 20 minutes of Titanic in here.
Marshall: We have to keep this quiet. If Lily finds out her new dream house is crooked, it's gonna... it's gonna break her heart.
Lily: Free salad strainer! I love this place.
Marshall: Just for tonight, okay?
Robin: Okay. But it's gonna be an uphill battle. I am just saying we have to think of the right angle. I have a third one, but I'm not gonna say it.