Quote from Robin in The Platinum Rule
Robin: And now, here's Curt "the Iron Man" Irons with sports. Curt? ... Curt? Curt: Well, the Knicks lost. It's sad, really. They had a real shot. Then, out of nowhere, game over. And why? Why Robin? Robin: Uh, well, their perimeter shooting has been a little bit off this season... Curt: The Knicks lost because they were afraid of getting hurt. So they didn't even try. Well, you know what I think? I think the Knicks didn't deserve my love to begin with. Kincks suck! [leaves sobbing] Robin: And that's sports.