Ted: He just found out that the woman he lost his virginity to only did it because his brother bribed her.
Heidi Klum: Ooh, that's a rough one. I mean, the only thing I can think of to get rid of [long German word] is you have to go out there. And you need to find that woman. And you need to earn it with her for real. That is the only way how you can find yourself. I see little hamburgers! I love little hamburgers. Wiedersehen.