Quote from Barney in Dowisetrepla
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now if you are thinking about buying an apartment, it's always good to check the place out at night. Barney: Welcome to my humble abode. Woman: This place is so nice. Barney: Ah, make yourself at home. Please get comfortable. If you see something you like, just take it. Woman: [holding a picture] Who are these people? Barney: Uh... That's my parents. Woman: They're Asian. Barney: Yeah, they're a Chinese couple that wanted a white baby, it works both ways.