Future Ted: [v.o.] Now if you are thinking about buying an apartment, it's always good to check the place out at night.
Barney: Welcome to my humble abode.
Woman: This place is so nice.
Barney: Ah, make yourself at home. Please get comfortable. If you see something you like, just take it.
Woman: [holding a picture] Who are these people?
Barney: Uh... That's my parents.
Woman: They're Asian.
Barney: Yeah, they're a Chinese couple that wanted a white baby, it works both ways.