Quote from Barney in Dowisetrepla
Barney: So, uh, the owners, where are they? Realtor: Oh, they're on vacation in France for 2 weeks. Barney: I see. Between you and me, i'm also interested in this apartment. So is there any way I could come back later and check it out while you're showing them other places? Realtor: The lock-box combination is 14-21, and here is my card. Ted: Are you serious? You're trying to sneak this apartment away from Marshall and Lily? Barney: Ted, do you think I have no morals whatsoever? I simply want to fool a girl into thinking this is my apartment so I can nail her once and never have to see her again. I'm not a monster!