Barney: So, uh, the owners, where are they?
Realtor: Oh, they're on vacation in France for 2 weeks.
Barney: I see. Between you and me, i'm also interested in this apartment. So is there any way I could come back later and check it out while you're showing them other places?
Realtor: The lock-box combination is 14-21, and here is my card.
Ted: Are you serious? You're trying to sneak this apartment away from Marshall and Lily?
Barney: Ted, do you think I have no morals whatsoever? I simply want to fool a girl into thinking this is my apartment so I can nail her once and never have to see her again. I'm not a monster!