Quote from Barney in How I Met Everyone Else
Barney: So, she's hot? Ted: Oh, she's gorgeous. Barney: Then she's crazy. Ted: No, she's not. Barney: Ted, the only hot girls that troll the Internet for dudes are crazy, hookers or dudes. Ted: OK, she's not crazy, she's not a hooker, she's not a dude. Though there's this guy I pass on my work every day who's all three, scares the crap out of me.