Barney: So, what happened next? Did you do it?
Ted: Doesn't seem right to talk about it.
Barney: What? No! Tell me. Don't tell me because you don't have to because you didn't do it.
[Ted shrugs]
Barney: You didn't do it. You did it. You did it, didn't you? Did you?
[Ted shrugs]
Barney: You didn't do it. Yes, you did. You did. No, you... Just tell me!
Ted: Some stories you tell, some stories you don't.
Barney: Because you didn't do it. He didn't do it. You did it, you did it, you did it. Tell me, did you? [Ted is silent] Ted, belt.
Barney: [lifts up belt] Did you? Did you? Or didn't you? [Ted remains silent] Did? Tell me. You know if he did it?