Quote from Barney in Third Wheel
Marshall: But Barney, you've done way dirtier stuff than Ted. You're disgusting. Barney: I've never ridden the tricycle. I was on the verge last year, it was so close. [flashback to Barney in a living room with two women:] Barney: So, ladies, why don't we move this party to a more horizontal location? [Barney leans closer to the blonde woman and accidentally knocks over wine glass] Blonde Woman: Oh my God. My new carpet. Oh my God, this is a disaster, You get the carpet cleaner, I'll get a towel. Brunette Woman: OK. Barney: I'll get the video camera. Blonde Woman: Get out!