Marshall: But Barney, you've done way dirtier stuff than Ted. You're disgusting.
Barney: I've never ridden the tricycle. I was on the verge last year, it was so close.
[flashback to Barney in a living room with two women:]
Barney: So, ladies, why don't we move this party to a more horizontal location?
[Barney leans closer to the blonde woman and accidentally knocks over wine glass]
Blonde Woman: Oh my God. My new carpet. Oh my God, this is a disaster, You get the carpet cleaner, I'll get a towel.
Brunette Woman: OK.
Barney: I'll get the video camera.
Blonde Woman: Get out!