Quote from Marshall in Showdown
Marshall: So here's what you want to talk about in front of my entire family: drinking, having a girl in my room, eating junk food. Ted: Dude, you're almost 30. Your mom would be mad at you for eating junk food? Marshall: Yeah, Ted, 'cause nutrition's not important. Also, Lily's never heard that story before. How's she going to react when she finds out the first time I said "I love you" to her, I was actually saying it to you and a bag of Funyuns. Ted: But who cares? You did love her. And you still do. And you're totally over Funyuns, so it's not weird.