Marshall: My brothers handed it down to me when I was 16.
Robin: Oh, how nice of them.
Marshall: Not really.
[flashback to sixteen-year-old Marshall in front of his house with his brothers:]
Marcus Eriksen: Congratulations.
Marvin Eriksen Jr.: The Fiero is yours. If you pass the final test.
Marshall: Come on! I already shaved my legs and swallowed five dollars in quarters. Only $4.50 has come out.
Marcus Eriksen: Just go to the Weinerburger drive-thru and get us 12 cups of coffee.
Marshall: That's it?
Marvin Eriksen Jr.: Oh, yeah. But we get to decide what you wear.
Marshall: Agreed. Totally agreed.
[Marshall goes to the drive-thru naked]