Barney: Oh, I almost forgot. Flyers for my new play.
Lily: Very funny.
Barney: Oh, it's not a joke. It's my one-man show premiering tomorrow night. And even though it's terrible and excruciatingly long, I expect you all to be there since we're such good friends.
Lily: Oh, we'll be there.
Barney: Unless, of course, you just want to admit that you were wrong.
Lily: Never.
Barney: Good. Okay, I gotta go rehearse. Oh, I almost forgot. Bring a poncho. The first three rows get wet.