Quote from Marshall in Lucky Penny
Robin: Oh, Marshall, how's the broken toe? Marshall: Oh, man, it kills. Lily: You want some aspirin, baby? Marshall: You know I don't believe in pain killers. [downs a shot] Ted: Wow, your first broken bone. Kind of kills your whole "Unbreakable" theory. Lily: Marshall used to think he was indestructible. Marshall: Well, it added up. I've never broken anything. I've never been sick, and when I need to, I can summon incredible strength. Ted, tell her the story of the really heavy door. Ted: There was a really heavy door. He opened it. Marshall: On one pull.