Quote from Marshall in Monday Night Football
Robin: This is going faster than I thought. We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake, we'll be watching the game by 8:00. [cut to the bar:] Carl: And even though we didn't see any whales, Mark and I both said it was the best day of our lives. Okay, I'm getting us another round. And when I come back, everyone else is telling their favorite Mark story. [exits] Marshall: Dibs on the one Carl just told.