Robin: I mean, who gives it up on the first date?
Ted: Well, come on, it shows I'm brave and bold, like a knight.
Robin: No, it shows that you're an I-love-you slut.
Ted: Well, then you're an I-love-you prude. You know what? I take mine back.
Robin: You... What?
Ted: I take my "I love you" back.
Robin: You can't take it back.
Ted: Nah. Just did. Got it right here. But, you know, I'm such a slut. I'm just gonna give it away. Hey, you, sir. I love you.
Man: Thank you, man. I was going up there to jump. [the man hugs Ted]