Lily: [enters] Barney... Oh!
Dawn: Oh my god! Are you married? Is this your wife?
Barney: What? No. [excited] Yes!
Dawn: Yes?
Barney: [ashamed] Yes.
Dawn: You son of a bitch! I can't believe I let you enter my sacred temple.
Barney: Come on, baby. Please, no. Oh, you don't understand. What have I done? This is the worst. How could you...? [Dawn leaves] You're not going anywhere.