Barney: Oh, okay. You can stay here for two days. But I only have one rule. You can't change anything.
Lily: Why would I change anything? This place is... perfect. Except for the fact that you don't have a TV.
Barney: See that wall? [The entire room lights up and the sound of a crowd cheering is heard] 300-inch flat-screen. They only sell them in Japan, but I know a guy. Had to ship it over in a tugboat like freakin' King Kong.
Lily: It hurts my eyes.
Barney: Yeah. That doesn't go away.