Quote from Barney in Brunch
Barney: Can you believe your dad rack-jacked me like that? Ted: My dad made out with Wendy the waitress? He cheated on my mom? No, that's impossible. Barney: Ted, it's a well-known statistic that 83% of people married longer than six months are seeing someone on the side. Ted: Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use "83%"? Barney: You think I'm lying. Well, have you done any surveys on the subject? Because the good people at www.swingers.openmarriageisnaturallegalizepolygamy.org have, and they beg to differ. Ted: That's not a real Web site. Barney: Oh, and I suppose I didn't get a real T-shirt for running in their 10K.