Barney: All right, I'm sorry. But I will make it up to you. Tonight, we'll go to a college bar near NYU. The Scorpion & The Toad. I figure in a younger crowd you'll seem more mature, more worldly. And, as a third-year law student, more smarter.
Marshall: OK, but no magic. [Marshall turns around to see Barney has gone] How did you do that?
Barney: I'm taking a leak, dumbass.