Quote from Barney in Where Were We?
Ted: While we're away this weekend can you keep an eye on him? Make sure he doesn't call her hotel. Barney: You want me to baby-sit him? 20 bucks. An hour. And money for pizza. Ted: Um, yeah. How about you do it for free or every time we hang out you have to watch this. [cutesy to Robin] Come here my little baby. [Ted and Robin make out] Barney: Okay, I'll do it! Stop being a couple.