Quote from Barney in Best Prom Ever
Future Ted: [v.o.] And so, Aunt Lily had the plan to crash the prom. Robin: I'll go with you. Lily: Really? Robin: Yeah. I never got to go to my prom. We always had field hockey nationals in the spring. Barney: [coughs, speaks clearly] Lesbian. Robin: The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian." Barney: No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.