Quote from Ted in Mary the Paralegal
Ted: Okay, look, Mary, I like you a lot. I'm sort of amazed at how much I like you, but I can't do this. You're a hooker. Mary: What? Ted: Look, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I'm sorry, that's a deal-breaker for me. I'm not going to have sex with a prostitute. Mary: No... Ted, I'm a paralegal. Ted: Come on, Mary, there's no one else around. You're a hooker. Mary: No, Ted... I'm a paralegal. Ted: No, you're a hooker. Mary: No, I'm a paralegal. Ted: You're a paralegal.