Robin: Oh, no, that was Ted. He's just a friend. I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated, but we want completely different things. Anyway, now he has this girlfriend in Germany and he thinks she's calling to dump him tonight, but I don't think she is. And besides, we want completely different things.
Sandy Rivers: We should have sex.
Robin: What?
Sandy Rivers: Why not? We're both available, we're both attractive, we're both good at it. At least, I'm good at it. And even if you're not, don't worry, I'll have a good time either way.
Robin: Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard, don't get involved with people I work with.
Sandy Rivers: Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex, it could be fun. Having sex is fun. Home number. Call me anytime.