Quote from Future Ted in Cupcake
Ted: Look, I know it never works for anyone, but... do you want to try long distance? Victoria: Yes. Yes! Ted: We can beat the odds. Victoria: Odds, schmodds. Ted: It's gonna work. We're going to make it work. It'll work. Future Ted: [v.o.] It didn't work. Long-distance was and is a terrible idea, a really terrible idea, just awful. But more on that later.