Quote from Barney in Cupcake
Ted: Guys, I'm kind of screwed here. I don't want to lose Victoria, but I can't ask her to stay just for me. And long distance definitely isn't an option. Marshall: No. No, no, no. No way. You know who likes long distance? Girls. It's all talking and no sex. Kill me now. Barney: Don't knock long-distance relationships. I really think they can work. Ted: Really? You? Barney: Absolutely. I'm juggling four right now. There's Lisa in Madrid, there's Erica in Tokyo, there's Laura in Denmark, and Kelly on 34th Street. [Irish accent] The lass thinks I'm a humble sheep shearer from Killarney.