Quote from Barney in Game Night
[flashback:] Business man: Hey, nonfat latte to go. Barney: Mellow order, bro, mellow order. Business man: Dude, that your g-friend? All right, high five! Barney: Sorry, I only give high twos. Business man: Whatevs. As long as you're nailing that. Barney: Listen to you. That? You know, women aren't objects. They're human beings. And FYI, Shannon and I have decided to wait till we're married. You can read about it in my 'zine. Business man: Hey, haircut, right here. Open up your knowledge basket, 'cause here it comes. Forget all that touchy-feely crap. You get money, you get laid. End of discussion. Barney: I feel sorry for you, man. Business man: Peace out, hombre. Barney: [chuckles] Suits. Barney: [v.o.] Five weeks later, we were all set to leave for the Peace Corps. Only problem was... she never showed up.